Last year our chook jokes took on a life of their own. We even received one postcard from an Australian!
A good laugh has many benefits.
It improves your mood, boosts your immune system and soothes tension.
Laughter can also make it easier to lighten up difficult situations.
Here is a collection of one-liners we’ve gathered over the last year, to help ease you and your team’s day. Enjoy!
- I went to bunnings for a hammer, trowel and a bag of cement. The staff said, “They are under construction.”
- Old sparkies never die; they keep plugging away.
- It took us ages to explain to John what a stress ball was. He thought you threw it at people who stressed you out.
- Electricians like Christmas cake because it’s full of currents.
- What do Santa’s elves clean his workshop with? Santa-tizer.
- What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
- Where did the shepherd go on holiday? Baa-clutha.
- You know you’ve been ghosted when a poltergeist doesn’t ring you back.
- Electricians were created because engineers need heroes too!
- What is the first thing a king or queen does when they reach the throne? Sit down.
- I didn’t do well on the pub quiz; I don’t know much about pubs.
- I was recently made redundant from my job at the greengrocers. They gave me a month of celery and four leeks in lieu of notice.
- In the case of fire-leave the site FIRST, then put the photo on Facebook.
- If you are in favour of safety glasses, say EYE!
- When a toolbox has 500 tools, why do Tradies only use 10?
- Santa told his family he was giving them all the same tools for Christmas. Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
- Is it gut-wrenching if a surgeon drops a tool in a patient’s stomach?
- When a cargo ship springs a leak, it’s a hull of a problem.
- How do you tell if you’ve got problems with carpenter ants? Tiny beer cans at the site.
- What is an electrician’s favourite van? A Volts-wagon.
- What are the only two seasons in building? Winter and construction.
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens weren’t invented in those days.
- A construction worker walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The construction worker replies, ” A beer for me and one for the road.”
- What kind of parties do builders have? Block parties.
- My brickie dad thought he’d told a good joke, but there was no build-up.
- No one wins a concrete race. They all start-ready, set…
- A chook and a duck were watching me pour concrete. Now I have foul quacks in my building.
- You have to think like a carpenter making stairs, one step ahead.
- Why did the plumber quit his job installing baths, sinks and showers? The work was too draining.
- What do Tradies use to build their websites? Com. crete.
- I’ve done this job for a while, and it doesn’t matter how old I am; I still pretend to be loading a lightsabre when changing the batteries on my power drill.
We hope that no chooks walk across your fresh concrete.
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